started writing this at like ass o’clock this morning. there are no Christmas fics right now and how are there no Christmas fics right now?? unless I’m missing them. which is probably the case. PS coming atcha next Christmas and will be offering large sums of money for you to write holiday fic. PPS this is probably not what you were looking for but again… ass o’clock.
excuse you but it’s a fantastic tie
“Blaine,” Mike says flatly. “What is that?”
Blaine looks down at the picture frame in his hands. “A picture frame?”
“Quirky fun gifts,” Mike tells him as they’re both still standing in the doorway to Mike’s house. “That’s what people bring to these things. Not really nice, classy looking frames.”
“I couldn’t bring myself to buy a Snuggie,” Blaine says with a frown. “And plus, it’s not that classy.”
Mike stares at him, unconvinced, and says, “It’s engraved glass.” Blaine didn’t read the invitation; Mike’s sure of it. He never reads the invitation.
I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THE PEOPLE WE BOTH KNOW AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO MENTION YOU
I AM DEAD
GOODBYE MY FRIENDS I AM GONE
like, I was totally digging this fic because everyone was so PERFECTLY in character and it was hilarious, but then THAT LINE
I FUCKING LOST IT